Owning a dangerous thing...let's leave this as vague as possible

So we all know (since we're in college and all) that we're not allowed to have sharp objects in our possession at any time - and this includes our dorms. Speaking of dorms, it feels like I'm a hobbit living in my own quarters away from the hub of the rest of the world. Or it would feel like that if my room didn't shake every time the EL passed by. That and people are constantly over. I DIGRESS. So sharp objects include knives (dammit), scissors (DAMMIT), and pointy things that I could slice people open with quite easily (not that I would or have found a reason to do so yet). We also cannot have animals in our rooms. LIE. We can have fishes. Do they even count? Meh. Um but I read the policy like a hundred times and it never said anything about owning your own velociraptor. Now before you go on about how dinosaurs are extinct, let me explain. After I go to my physics lab. BRB.

BAACKKK! Didja miss me? Betcha did - don't lieee

This looks like fun. I should try it.

ANYWAY. So okay what if THEORETICALLY, I opened a space-time continuum and just happened to go back to the age of the dinosaurs and um stole (?) a velociraptor? Remember this is all hypothetical. OH MY WAFFLE LET GO OF MY LAB REPORT! Ugh what the hell?! How is a teacher supposed to let me go with the excuse that my velociraptor ate my homework...and my dog? Yeah see how unrealistic that sounds? Too bad its not. Err...hypothetically.

So here are the repercussions of using a time-portal for personal gains.
1.) If you steal a piece of history, history itself could be changed because of that. What if you stole that dinosaur that was the first dinosaur ever discovered? You could put off discovery of that ancient and awesome race for a while which would set everything else back. Aaaanndddd my laptop is slowly fading a w a yyyyykajflaoeajojsafdnv*#$@!&)^%(. Just kidding.

OH MY GOD. I WANT A JET-PACK!

2.) If you DO end up stealing a velociraptor, how are you supposed to train it to become a domestic, harmless animal that doesn't eat everything that moves....(and how am I supposed to clean up all this blood?!) Yeah, think twice before stealing a monster...although I have to say, I don't regret my decision. AT ALL.

3.) It's just a bad idea. Who knows? Maybe you won't come back. That would suck. People would miss you - hopefully. I mean if you're a worthless piece of scum, I think people would be mighty happy you disappeared off the face of this planet for very suspicious reasons.


And so I leave you with this thought:

Exactly my thoughts...

Peace, Love, Loony Ligers,

Anusha