Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Thou shalt not lie (or keep secrets for that matter)

A diatribe-like missive on the dissemination of legitimate information

Truth. It’s a big word. Big enough that we have put a taboo on it, knowingly or unknowingly, so that we are made to believe that ordinary people such as ourselves are too weak to appreciate or fathom it. It is due to our own doubts about our mental stability that we believe our minds to be too fragile to handle the knowledge of government actions – actions that are not widely publicized in today’s media. I would like my audience to know that I am writing this harangue not to begin a revolt, though I doubt I could reach that many people or emotionally arouse them to that point for that matter, but to express my deepest concern about two very important points I have noted during the course of events occurring within the past three months: the failure of our media to expose or even deliver the information it was created to distribute, and the unfair governmental attack on a small organization wishing to do just that job.

Thou shalt not bear false witness. The Ninth of the Ten Commandments given to Moses at Mount Sinai should be remembered at this point. Since our childhood, we have been taught neither to lie nor to withhold the whole truth. It is much simpler to tell the truth because you do not need to remember it. Lying creates a web and that web can very easily kill the person who created it, or at the very least, trap them in their own lies. So then why is it that our own Government is withholding information from us? I would like to bring up the famous Gettysburg Address given by President Abraham Lincoln where he stated, “It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us … that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth”. This beloved land of ours was founded on the principle of brotherhood and shared beliefs about our God-given rights. The founding fathers sought shelter from the oppression of the King and created a government where the People’s voice was the voice of authority and where the Government had a duty to protect the unalienable rights given to us by God – life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Through this belief came the Declaration of Independence and liberation from injustice soon followed. The founders of our nation agreed that the Government derives its rights from the consent of the people it seeks to govern and protect. If that Government cannot live up to its expectations, “that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness”. I restate what I had said earlier – this is not an address to inspire revolt. It is simply a statement bearing facts that the people have a right to reproach and hold the Government liable for its misdeeds. How can the People hold their Government accountable for anything, though, if we are not given information about its actions? It is the sole purpose of the media to inform the Public about the actions of the Government and the Society with which it interacts. We have a right to know what is going on around us because it involves us – directly or indirectly. Leaders may justify Government secrets by parroting the media ethics regarding public interest. In reality, this is just a cover-up used to keep us sensitized to the point that any “leaked” information will scare us or anything graphic or unethical that our Government is involved in will generate unimaginable chaos in the nation. We underestimate our own strength and therefore so does the Government. We don’t stop to comprehend that we placed leaders in their positions to act on our behalf – to act on the Public’s voice and opinion. We obviously need protection from terrorists and anarchists. Do we need protection from actions that our own Government takes? Shouldn’t the Government theoretically, and in this case idealistically, be transparent since it is for the people, by the people, and of the people? Isn’t that the point of journalistic integrity, to tell us what the Government is trying to keep secret so that we may bring it out in the open and do something about it? Instead, our media prefers to bombard us with trivial stories about celebrities gone wild and other relatively meaningless headlines meant to distract us from what is really going on in the world. Moreover, if by chance the reporters get their hands on an informative and invaluable news story, it is torn apart by propaganda and filled with lies for the sake of political ambition and preservation of the Status Quo. News is supposed to be delivered unbiased, yet even the simplest of people understand the political stances of news networks, that CNN is left wing while FOX is right wing. Political games distract us from understanding the reality of our situation. We have created this image of ourselves as being too weak to understand the workings of the great politicians who claim to be the servants of our nation. Liars not only go to the White House, they also invade Congress - liars that have too much time on their hands, not enough knowledge in their brains, and greed on their mind. They have no respect for the public and create ineffective laws and policies with loopholes purposely attached for the benefit of lobbyist groups. Why do we keep sending people like this to run our nation? More importantly, what separates them from us? Certainly there are many among us that are as qualified if not more to do what those liars do. But of course no one will take action because big business employs us, favors the liars, and in return gets the profits while the rest of us sit entrapped in a bubble of lies and secrecy – a ploy used by the Government to shut us out and keep us ignorant of their inner workings. Our Government has become corrupted but it is still relatively virtuous compared to other Governments in the world. The People still have some power – even if it is not recognized or acted upon enough.

I don’t consider the public to be the ultimate victims of this scheme. We have power in our hands given to us by the founding fathers – our First Amendment Right – Freedom of speech and press. We have a right to speak out against actions that our leaders are taking and “Congress shall make no law… prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances”. Of course, public interest and safety is a major factor in how far we can push the envelope so to speak on this amendment. As long as victims are not created, we are free to speak our minds for the sake of justice. We have been given more freedom than other unfortunate citizens – yet we take it for granted. Instead of being empowered by freedom, we prefer to sit in our bubble, stick our heads in the sand like proverbial ostriches, and let the rest of the world go to hell while our Government continues to degrade itself. We are not brave enough to take action yet when a small organization begins to publish information regarding the misdeeds of our Government and that of other nations, we begin to reproach it and turn our backs while our Government reacts with brash threats of extradition and charges of treason. Why is it that we complain about being kept in a dark room yet, when we receive news, become angry at the organization for publicizing the failure of our Government? If anything, we should join the cause and show our Government that we are neither frail nor stupid and we will hold our leaders accountable. Wikileaks has not generated the numerous supporters insofar as was expected, not because we condemn its purpose, but because the media and our leaders tell us the organization is anarchist. They feed us lie after lie about how it is hurting innocent people and victimizing other Governments who are just trying to protect their people. There has been no proof shown by the Government of such wrong doing while there has been proof of the Government committing horrible acts or letting such acts occur. As for the accusation of preaching anarchy, Wikileaks is simply an organization that believes Governments should exist to help people and gain public trust by being open – quite the opposite of anarchy. People react negatively when a video is leaked about our soldiers killing innocent civilians in Iraq, or Bhagdad, or Afghanistan but what they forget is people in those countries witness this every day. To those civilians, this is the atrocious face of our military. No matter how enthusiastically we support our troops, those citizens will believe differently because the actions of soldiers are louder than words of politicians. Instead of reforming their actions, the Government and its leaders prefer to battle the small organization and go after the co-founder for accusations completely unrelated to the organization. Why? Because when a big organization like our Government receives a slap to its face, it retaliates by slapping the face of the smaller organization. It is petty and childish but since public support of Wikileaks isn’t strong enough, the Government will continue to try to bring this organization, which is doing a huge favor to the world, down. Politics is the main driving force behind this case and controversial topics continue to arise but I believe, and a lot of others seem to agree with this opinion, if our Government was indeed doing nothing wrong, the leaders wouldn’t be fighting this hard to bring Wikileaks down. Looking at the actions currently taking place, I’d say our Government has committed numerous offences and is trying to shut Wikileaks down before any more of its transgressions are leaked to the public. Instead of worrying about putting Julian Assange in solitary confinement, our President and the heads of our intelligence services should be spending time and energy fixing, or rather reforming their actions on a national and global scale. It is high time that our Government and the People to take a good look at what we are doing and try to come clean with ourselves. Every organization has secrets but a Nation should not keep secrets from its own people. We deserve to know what is happening around us – it is our right because it is our Government.

I know that we have to travel a great distance and spend a lot of time and energy trying to reduce the corruption in our Government but if we don’t start now, it will only get worse. We deserve better and we must rise with the occasion. Lying has gotten us this far. If we continue to lie and deceive, our future looks bleak. The actions and support of the public is sin qua non to creating a medium for the nurturing of justice. With justice and freedom as our foundations, we will be one step closer to becoming the great Nation we were meant to be – a city upon a hill.

Thank you
Anusha Ali

P.S Isn't it a bit disappointing that Wikileaks has released more useful information in the short time since it started operating than all of the world's media combined? Just goes to show what a horribly pathetic job the media does and how much the world really needs Julian Assange.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

TOP 10 KEY culprits of procrastination or things you shouldn't do if you have something to actually be doing...

So I just realized that I have only posted once on this blog. I guess I can't really get rich and skip college at this pace, now can I? But, in my defense, I've thought of many interesting things to post here. I just haven't gotten around to actually physically putting them on this page. Which brings me to my main topic: procrastination. Something I'm sure many of us could win a Nobel Prize in if, you know, they gave a prize for that. Anyway, after attending a high school more rigorous than college, I've not only mastered how to ace tests without knowing the material, juggle 7 AP classes and write a gazzilion essays in one night…I've learned to be a pro procrastinator. However, it is not a task to be taken lightly. One must know when to stop (no, the "I can stop whenever I want" thing doesn't work here. I've been told that's for alcoholism). One must also know what the greatest sources of procrastination are. And thus, I proudly present my TOP 10 KEY culprits of procrastination or (to go along with the blog name) things you shouldn't do if you have something to actually be doing (like a 10 page research paper…hehehe).

1. Facebook. Obviously. We love it. We hate it. We hate to love it. And we love to hate it. You get the point. Biggest problem with Facebook? You go online to check your notifications (all 50 of them because someone tagged you in a post that someone commented on that someone liked that someone…etc etc etc). Then you feel obligated to respond to them all. Then you find someone you share common interests with. Then you find a new Facebook friend. Then….then it's 3 hours later and you've done NOTHING with your life. Good job.

2. Friends. As in real ones. The friends you've actually met in a non-creepy/shady way. You feel obligated to stay in touch because honestly, who wants to end up an old lady with 27 cats for friends. Noone, right? Especially guys because that would be sad AND disturbing. Anywho…your friends say you should hang out. So you do. Then you're tagged in a million pictures. Then you make matching profile pictures. Then you spam people's walls. Then…then you decide to skype.

3. Skype. You start off by asking how everyone is doing and before you know it, you're doing a group video call (yes, that is possible if all of you update your Skype). And you're taking weird screen shots. And whispering stuff (on a side note, if your roommate is in the room but NOT in the actual conversation, it is not wise to up the volume as high as possible to hear what your friend is whispering. They're called headphones. Use them well). Basically, Skype is bad.

4. E-mail. You e-mail your teacher or friend or boss or someone and then continue to hit the refresh button until you see the long awaited INBOX(1)! Note: the number of times you hit refresh does not correlate with the number of e-mails you will receive. Just saying.

5. Music. Here is the logical reasoning you give yourself for listening to music while you work: it keeps me alert and I'm more productive. Bonus points if the music is in a language that you don't know (say...Korean?) and you can thus claim that it's not actually distracting you. Until your curiosity gets the better of you. And you want to know what they're saying. So you find the subbed video. And you listen to more songs, now knowing what they say. And you find similar artists. And before you know it, you have an iPod filled with foreign songs, a dorm decorated with the singers' pictures and one pissed off roommate. Oops.

6. Stalking/Twitter. Basically, you decide music videos are not enough and decide to follow every celebrity you can. By the way, there's a lot of them out there. Good luck.

7. YouTube. Ha. Those "Related Videos"? Yeah, those are death. Start off watching a Wong Fu video, go on to a NigaHiga clip, then KevJumba, then….then you're watching some girl talk about hairstyles? Or better yet, watch a funny music video and end up crying over a movie scene. To sum it up, resist clicking anything on YouTube.

8. Children. As in siblings or other young children (not your own though. I hope). Of course it's not bad to give them some of your time. Until you spend 4 days straight doing nothing but playing hide-and-seek, drawing cars, racing cars, building Legos and running in circles. While your homework rots away. No, it will not actually disappear. And no, you can't use that as an excuse. That's worse than saying your dog ate it.

9. Karaoke. Remember those friends you have? And that foreign music you suddenly like? Well…now you get to combine the two! Karaoke is great except for the whole losing your voice/reasoning/time part. And of course, if you are not a native speaker of whatever language the songs are in, you must take the time to attempt to learn (or look like you learned) the song lyrics. Pretty darn impossible to accomplish this. But hey, there went another couple hours of your life.

10. Life. No, I am not saying we should all die. But living is essentially very distracting. You have to eat (or you don't have to…but then you still do). You have to sleep. Then you have to wake up. Then you have to breathe. It's so much work, no wonder we never concentrate on stuff like research papers.

And if you've reached the end of this list, you're obviously as good at concentrating on something impostant as I am. On that note, I should go work on my paper. Or at least open a word document.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Curiosity Can Kill More Than A Cat.

I think the reason I turned out okay (for those of you who say otherwise, it would be wise to kindly shut up, thank you) is because I did all the stupid stuff as a child.

1. If you've ever wondered what it would be like to staple your finger, read this before you decide to do it: it will >>insert profanity<< hurt. No, the staple will not go all the way through your finger, but it will puncture pretty deeply if you slam the stapler down hard enough. All in all, it'll feel like a splinter. Or a piece of shrapnel.

1b. If you happen to step on a staple, the smart thing to do would be to pull it out, not twist it around until it breaks that second layer of skin and draws blood.

2. You know that trick where you swing the bowling ball and it doesn't hit you when it swings back your way? The same cannot be said for a person on a swing set. They can change their momentum and kick you in the face.

3. It is not okay to inflate juice boxes and stomp on them so that they explode. Especially when the straw is still in it. I didn't poke my own eye out, but I came very close to poking a rooster's eye out. Maybe that's why he became hostile towards me later on.

4. Don't backhand the rice cooker. Even if the steam it's creating reminds you of Cruella DeVille and how she went around smoking that cigarette. It's cooking rice, not dalmatian puppies.
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Originality: EXPRESS YOURSELF

Express yourself!
Why would I want to be friends with a copy when originals are the best? I don't like it when people follow the norm just to make friends. Normally, I would encourage following the norm - it means you actually fit into society. Good for you. But when it comes to decisions on clothing, classes, hobbies, do what you do best. Pick things that interest you, not what your friends are doing. Chances are you'll find someone who shares the same passions as you and soon enough, you will be linked at the hips by super glue. Painfully awesome. I know people dislike the word "hate" because of its strong negative connotation but I will use it anyway. I HATE copies. People copies.

Hello Marshmellow
1.) You look fake. And you know it. Fashion styles are just that. Styles. Not meant to look good on everyone because everyone has a different body type. Love your body. Wear clothes that are comfortable and make you feel and look your best. Everyone was made differently and we should celebrate that. What if everyone looked the same? I'd shoot myself. The world would be too boring.

2.) You seem insecure. If you can't find your own style, it means that you follow everyone else's since you too scared to look weird. WEIRD IS GOOD. At least you're expressing yourself and being true! Chances are someone thinks you look awesome! So GO FOR IT :)

All the single ladies!
3.) You're one of those people that try too hard. I REALLY dislike those people. You want to fit in. Cool. Find people that share the same interests. Don't force yourself on a specific group. And if a group is telling you to dress or act a certain way, chances are they're not your real friends and probably make fun of you (along with everyone else). Don't worry - your awkwardness will pay off when you find people with mutual awkwardness. Till then, rock being single. Like Sasha FIERCE. Beyonce. Uh huh.

So originality is important. It defines you and can be of great benefit if used correctly. Now go out there and rock your style. And while you're at it, give yourself a high-five. You deserve it because you are PHENOMENAL.

Peace, Love, Gassy Goats
Why HELLO THERE!

Anusha Ali

Saturday, November 20, 2010

NaNoWriMo

Now, this post isnt about an un-awesome thing, or something you shouldnt do, it's for me (yes i'm selfish) to let you know a little bit about what's going on with me.
This year, i'm doing NaNoWriMo, which stands for National Novel Writing Month. Basically, the object of the game is to write a novel of at least 50,000 words in just thirty days.
Are you hyperventilating a little? No, that's me.
And it's super fun, because i love to write, but it's hard, because 50,000 words is an incredible volume. I'm only at 38 thousand words, and i have 128 pages of twelve point font, one inch margins, double spaced, times new roman font, with the first line of each paragraph indented.
So, right now, it's a long, looong essay, but lets imagine it in book size.
The first book i thought of was 'The Hunger Games' by Suzanne collins (it's a really good book, i'm officially suggesting it), and i googled the word count. It's just around a hundred thousand, a little less.
So, by the end of the month, i will have written at least a little over half of The Hunger Games, and that's just the opening gambit.
Because i know what i'm writing now is bad. Lets face it, yes, i'm a good writer, when i have time to think over word choice, edit, plan ahead, and send my raw material to Rica for a good reading and cutting down. But 50 thousand words in a month? Be real, i dont have time to edit! Much less think!
So for now, i'm writing through a plot that i've constructed in my head, i'm not entirely sure where it'll end, and my natural desire to write well is not being satisfied. At least i'm writing though.
Of course, at present, the book will probably not make sense to anyone but me, but hey, it's part of the process.
www.nanowrimo.org
now that i'm done moaning about writing, i'm gonna go write a few thousand words, because i'd like to hit forty thousand by the end of the day.
Have a good saturday, yall!
Emily

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Owning a dangerous thing...let's leave this as vague as possible

So we all know (since we're in college and all) that we're not allowed to have sharp objects in our possession at any time - and this includes our dorms. Speaking of dorms, it feels like I'm a hobbit living in my own quarters away from the hub of the rest of the world. Or it would feel like that if my room didn't shake every time the EL passed by. That and people are constantly over. I DIGRESS. So sharp objects include knives (dammit), scissors (DAMMIT), and pointy things that I could slice people open with quite easily (not that I would or have found a reason to do so yet). We also cannot have animals in our rooms. LIE. We can have fishes. Do they even count? Meh. Um but I read the policy like a hundred times and it never said anything about owning your own velociraptor. Now before you go on about how dinosaurs are extinct, let me explain. After I go to my physics lab. BRB.

BAACKKK! Didja miss me? Betcha did - don't lieee

This looks like fun. I should try it.
ANYWAY. So okay what if THEORETICALLY, I opened a space-time continuum and just happened to go back to the age of the dinosaurs and um stole (?) a velociraptor? Remember this is all hypothetical. OH MY WAFFLE LET GO OF MY LAB REPORT! Ugh what the hell?! How is a teacher supposed to let me go with the excuse that my velociraptor ate my homework...and my dog? Yeah see how unrealistic that sounds? Too bad its not. Err...hypothetically.

So here are the repercussions of using a time-portal for personal gains.
1.) If you steal a piece of history, history itself could be changed because of that. What if you stole that dinosaur that was the first dinosaur ever discovered? You could put off discovery of that ancient and awesome race for a while which would set everything else back. Aaaanndddd my laptop is slowly fading a w a yyyyykajflaoeajojsafdnv*#$@!&)^%(. Just kidding.

OH MY GOD. I WANT A JET-PACK!
2.) If you DO end up stealing a velociraptor, how are you supposed to train it to become a domestic, harmless animal that doesn't eat everything that moves....(and how am I supposed to clean up all this blood?!) Yeah, think twice before stealing a monster...although I have to say, I don't regret my decision. AT ALL.

3.) It's just a bad idea. Who knows? Maybe you won't come back. That would suck. People would miss you - hopefully. I mean if you're a worthless piece of scum, I think people would be mighty happy you disappeared off the face of this planet for very suspicious reasons.


And so I leave you with this thought:
Exactly my thoughts...
Peace, Love, Loony Ligers,

Anusha

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Not Planning Ahead

Wednesday, you should know before i begin, is my busiest day of the week for school. Class begins bright and early at 8:30 in our school's version of the workout building, which, handily, is right next to my dorm! Then, i have exactly ten minutes to hike all the way up this ginormous hill, and i literally hike straight up it, and across campus to Chemistry, which begins at 9:30. Then, i have forty minutes to scarf a lunch for chemistry lab, which begins at eleven, and ends officially at two. If me and my partner finish early (unlikely, we have a good time) then we can leave early, but we're usually in there for a LONG time. Then, if i get out at two, i have to go to horn class, a class i'm not technically enrolled in, but am going to anyways, which starts at 2:30, then recital hour at 3:30, grab dinner, hang out, do homework, then brass chior at seven.
Whew, are you as tired as i'm going to be? I dont drink coffee, i think you should know that too.
Anyways, you should probably be wondering why my post is called, "Not planning Ahead."
It's because my french horn, which is heavy and sucks to carry for indeterminate distances, is sitting at the foot of my bed.
So lets explore my options:
1) wake up early to take it up the hill: no.
2) take it with me when i do my trek up the hill in between classes: only if i want to die.
3) come get it after chemistry, and ride the bus up with it: if i'm skipping lunch, which i'm not.
4) get it after i finish my lab: i'll have to.
Hopefully, me and patrick finish this thing quickly, but since we're determining the vitamin c content of green peppers, a proscess which has not one, or two, but three parts to it (and about a million steps) i highly doubt it.
Whatever, today's gonna be good for my cardio.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

You Probably Shouldn't Own A Pet If You Know You Will Kill It.

My parents asked me several times when I was younger if I wanted a dog. I always said no, for the dog's sake. I would probably be too curious about what dogs can handle. You know, curiosity killed the cat. Except it was my curiosity, and it was a dog.

1. Don't drop your cat into a bag of leaves. They don't like leaves. Or being dropped. Or being enclosed in bags. (Don't worry I let the cat out of the bag later. Ahaha see what I did there.)

2. Don't throw your dog down the stairs. I will tell you right now, they're not like cats and will not land on their feet all the time.

3. When cleaning the fish tank, be aware that the fish that sticks to the side of the tank will also stick to you. And it is not at all pleasant, for you or the fish.

4. If you live in a neighborhood where stray cats tend to sleep behind bushes, check under your car before backing out. They like sleeping there too.

5. If the choice is between sticking your arm into a rose bush or letting your dog stick his face into a rose bush, choose neither. Just lure the dog away from the rose bush. Because even though you saved your dog from a painful fate, you literally thrust yourself into an equally painful situation.


...the above are all true stories. But don't worry, they all survived.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Blah

For some reason, i dont feel well. I, in fact, feel nauseous, and i'm not entirely sure why. I'm not sick, i havent eaten anything fishy, and im not turning into a zombie (not yet at least) so i dont know why i'm feeling badly. So here's my list of things you shouldnt do when you're nauseous
1) drink milk. i have no fracking idea why you shouldnt drink milk, but my mother always told this to me when i was young and sick. maybe it's because milk is hard to digest, or maybe it's because it's nasty, but in either case, dont drink milk.
2) headbang to music. If you're motion sick like me, then this will not help the nausea, and will probably make you throw up on your dorm floor. Now, if you're bulimic... just kidding, i'm not touching that one with a ten food pole.
3) throw up on the rug in your dorm room. Because you will have to clean it up (your mother isnt here to help you) and your roommate will be pissed. I didnt actually throw up on the floor, and i havent thrown up, but my roommate is still asleep, so hopefully i could just say a raccoon snuck into our room and did it. That would work, right?
4) ride a bus. Hey, i get motion sick! Why do i want to get on a vehicle with a driver that likes to swing their rig around corners, stop suddenly, and drive like a maniac up and down the arkansas hills? I dont, i would puke!
5) walk up a hill to class. Exertion can make you puke, especially if you're feeling bad, or on your way to chemistry (which i hate), and even if you hold it in, you'll still want to cry when you get to the top.
So what is the moral of the story? I'm laying in bed, blogging, when i should be almost at chemistry class, because i have to way to get there without puking. I can only hope that my stomach is all better by later, because at some point i'll need a warm meal, and i need to walk downstairs for that!
Hope you're all well.
Emily

Thursday, November 4, 2010

GAWKing and/or DROOLing ... GREWOOLing (I guess)

It's pronounced GROO-OOL, not GREW-EL. What is grewl? Why does it matter? It doesn't. Getting back to the topic, gawking and drooling are the most DISGUSTING, utterly FOOLISH things you could do - regardless of the reason (which I am sure are below par). The reasons may fall under these categories.

Hehehehe
1.) You see your crush or maybe just a hot guy/gal walking down the hallway. Now, you can take one of two approaches. The CLASSY: Make eye contact, smile, maybe wink, and if you've met them before, say hi. The FOOLISH: Gawk and drool. That's just nasty and he or she will probably think you're some weird alien who wants to eat them. Or a rabies-infested person. Whatever.

2.) You see [insert famous person's name here]. It's amazing. It's inspiring. It's .... GAWKKKK....(or DROOOOL). Yeah. CUT IT OUT. In case you didn't get the hint when security was called to politely tell you to "back off", stop the googly eyes and wipe up that nasty line of spit hanging from your chomper. It ain't attractive and definitely wont get you a signed autograph. It'll get you transported to the county jail for disturbance of public peace.
Ho Mi Gosh it's JOHNNY DEPP

3.) Maybe it's just a permanent expression etched on your face. In that case, I am extremely sorry and did not mean to disrespect your or humiliate you in any way, shape, or form (I think God took care of that for me - KIDDING! ...or am I?)

So I guess what I am trying to say is WIPE THAT STUPID EXPRESSION OFF YOUR FACE before someone (most likely me) wipes it off for you PERMANENTLY (along with your face). Please and thank you!

Peace, Love, Wiggling Walruses,

Anusha Ali

YAY!
P.S Gawking and drooling are only acceptable in this situation: watching the mid-night premier of Harry Potter and the Deathy Hallows Part 1 while dressed up as a character from the series (or just as a student in one of the houses - preferably GRYFFINDOR!) I will probably be grewooling. Don't hate; participate!

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Like, violence

now, maybe it's just me, but lately, i've been seeing an increased discrimination towards people of the red hair type. Yes, that means gingers. I personally, as a redhead, dont understand it. Yes, we freckle in the sun, yes we're pale, yes our hair is like fire, but that doesnt make us soulless, or kick worthy. So before participating in any 'anti ginger' activities, please consider the following.
1) we burn in the sun, easily. the eternal pain of a sunburn should compensate for any hatred you have towards us.
2) we're people just like you, and if you kick one of us, well, there's a good chance we wont share mms or homework help with you.
3) we're dangerous to screw with. We get angry easily, and should be approached with approximately 1.8 times more caution than when dealing with regular people.
4) most of us are chill. Yes, despite the fire hair.
So please, as one of the things that isnt so cool, and you shouldnt do, add participating in 'kick a ginger' day, hiding the spf 90 sunblock, and using the word "Ginger" (it's a racial slur. Only we can use that word) to your list.
Just a short beginner post from the ginger one.

DO NOT i repeat DO NOT FOLLOW YOUR INSTINCTS under ANY circumstances - you WILL end up dead (or worse)

He just never learns
They can get you killed. Plain and simple. Just look at the picture. Do you want to end up like him? No. We all know the amount of unnecessary pain and disappointment he brought upon himself just for the sake of the [FLAKING] ACORN. I mean REALLY?! Has he not learned his lesson yet? But I digress. The most important thing to focus on is NOT listening to your instincts - they WILL get you killed. Case and point. I don't think I need to elaborate on this point, but I feel as though I must - it is my responsibility to help you dense humans.

This is so stupid, it doesn't deserve a caption
1.) You are young and stupid. Not experienced and definitely not invincible. No, dressing up as Superman for Halloween does not count. Sorry. No amount of gym time or muscle milk will help you get out of a stupid situation that you landed yourself in due to your intelligence - or lack there of.

2.) Things always seem to take a turn for the worst. It's Murphy's Law. I think. If something bad CAN happen, it's highly probable that it WILL happen. Do NOT trust luck - it is fickle and can only get you out of so many debacles.

I doubt the joker would go for her
3.) You are stupid and ignorant. I don't know how many times I will have to say this before you get it through your thick skull. Drinking till you pass out is not the smartest of decisions that college kids have been known to take. We all know that there are people out there who will take advantage of that situation - I am one of them. I'm sorry but if you lack the brains to make proper decisions, I feel it necessary to inflict punishment on you in the form of public humiliation. And trust me, that stays with you FOREVER. Just look at her...er...him?

4.) You will get screwed over. I think that's the main point i've been trying to get across. Teens are not known for their brilliance - if anything, they are well known for their exercise of mental power (their very MINIMAL use of brain juice). So save yourself (and your rep) the trouble and do the complete OPPOSITE of what your instincts tell you. For example, if your instinct tells you to ditch a class because you're not learning anything new that day, GO TO CLASS ANYWAY. Chances are, your professor may review topics and this could help on a test. Another example, if your friends tell you to blog about your impulses, save yourself the trouble and the joint pain and say NO. It's not a hard word to say. In fact, its shorter than yes. EMPOWER YOURSELF. SAY NO.


I hope this was beneficial to my fellow teens. Stay safe and smart. Peace out.

Peace, Love, Stupid Squirrels,

Anusha Ali

Don't Change Your Mind. Ever.

Know that when adults told you to have a flexible and open mind, they were lying. If you put your mind to something, you must follow through and do it. There is no turning back. That's for the weak. And stupid. Before you try arguing that your mom is always right, consider this:

1. It is never a good idea to decide you DON'T want to jump off the swing once you're half way off. You will get stuck. Crash. And Burn. And it will hurt.

2. Just as bad is deciding you don't actually want to ski down a Black Diamond mountain once you're halfway down. You should just suck it up, close your eyes, and go. Please don't try climbing back up because it will hurt. Please.

3. On that note, make sure you actually intend to get off the chairlift when you get on it. Contrary to common belief, those things DO NOT make a round trip because it will hurt. One way ticket dear.

4. And, if upon seeing the chair come from behind, you suddenly change your mind, it is still better to get on. Moving out of the way will not only be a waste of chair rotation, but you will also get caught on the chair, dragged through ice and end up face down in powder snow where nobody will be able, or willing, to get you out. And it will hurt.

"...and it will hurt."

My roommate and I decided to go to the on campus Starbucks yesterday around 2 pm. We had planned to stay for about an hour to drink our coffee, and possibly read a little, before heading back to our room. We ended up staying there until about 6pm, talking about how our childhood taught us about the things we shouldn't do.

On a semi-related note, one of my favorite quotes: 
             "Time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted." - John Lennon

Anyway, she suggested writing a book about all of it, mostly because she thinks if she can write a bestseller she can drop out of college and still lead a successful life. But I recently came up with the idea of putting together a blog, where we can all share our stories and teach each other things that simply shouldn't be done.

I thought about calling this blog "1000 Not So Awesome Things" (hence the blog URL), as a nod to one of my favorite blogs 1000awesomethings.com but I realized making a (possibly predetermined) numbered list might be too much organization and/or planning. So I've decided not to designate a number of not so awesome things we can talk about.