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For some reason, i dont feel well. I, in fact, feel nauseous, and i'm not entirely sure why. I'm not sick, i havent eaten anything fishy, and im not turning into a zombie (not yet at least) so i dont know why i'm feeling badly. So here's my list of things you shouldnt do when you're nauseous
1) drink milk. i have no fracking idea why you shouldnt drink milk, but my mother always told this to me when i was young and sick. maybe it's because milk is hard to digest, or maybe it's because it's nasty, but in either case, dont drink milk.
2) headbang to music. If you're motion sick like me, then this will not help the nausea, and will probably make you throw up on your dorm floor. Now, if you're bulimic... just kidding, i'm not touching that one with a ten food pole.
3) throw up on the rug in your dorm room. Because you will have to clean it up (your mother isnt here to help you) and your roommate will be pissed. I didnt actually throw up on the floor, and i havent thrown up, but my roommate is still asleep, so hopefully i could just say a raccoon snuck into our room and did it. That would work, right?
4) ride a bus. Hey, i get motion sick! Why do i want to get on a vehicle with a driver that likes to swing their rig around corners, stop suddenly, and drive like a maniac up and down the arkansas hills? I dont, i would puke!
5) walk up a hill to class. Exertion can make you puke, especially if you're feeling bad, or on your way to chemistry (which i hate), and even if you hold it in, you'll still want to cry when you get to the top.
So what is the moral of the story? I'm laying in bed, blogging, when i should be almost at chemistry class, because i have to way to get there without puking. I can only hope that my stomach is all better by later, because at some point i'll need a warm meal, and i need to walk downstairs for that!
Hope you're all well.
Emily