DO NOT i repeat DO NOT FOLLOW YOUR INSTINCTS under ANY circumstances - you WILL end up dead (or worse)

He just never learns

They can get you killed. Plain and simple. Just look at the picture. Do you want to end up like him? No. We all know the amount of unnecessary pain and disappointment he brought upon himself just for the sake of the [FLAKING] ACORN. I mean REALLY?! Has he not learned his lesson yet? But I digress. The most important thing to focus on is NOT listening to your instincts - they WILL get you killed. Case and point. I don't think I need to elaborate on this point, but I feel as though I must - it is my responsibility to help you dense humans.

This is so stupid, it doesn't deserve a caption

1.) You are young and stupid. Not experienced and definitely not invincible. No, dressing up as Superman for Halloween does not count. Sorry. No amount of gym time or muscle milk will help you get out of a stupid situation that you landed yourself in due to your intelligence - or lack there of.

2.) Things always seem to take a turn for the worst. It's Murphy's Law. I think. If something bad CAN happen, it's highly probable that it WILL happen. Do NOT trust luck - it is fickle and can only get you out of so many debacles.

I doubt the joker would go for her

3.) You are stupid and ignorant. I don't know how many times I will have to say this before you get it through your thick skull. Drinking till you pass out is not the smartest of decisions that college kids have been known to take. We all know that there are people out there who will take advantage of that situation - I am one of them. I'm sorry but if you lack the brains to make proper decisions, I feel it necessary to inflict punishment on you in the form of public humiliation. And trust me, that stays with you FOREVER. Just look at her...er...him?

4.) You will get screwed over. I think that's the main point i've been trying to get across. Teens are not known for their brilliance - if anything, they are well known for their exercise of mental power (their very MINIMAL use of brain juice). So save yourself (and your rep) the trouble and do the complete OPPOSITE of what your instincts tell you. For example, if your instinct tells you to ditch a class because you're not learning anything new that day, GO TO CLASS ANYWAY. Chances are, your professor may review topics and this could help on a test. Another example, if your friends tell you to blog about your impulses, save yourself the trouble and the joint pain and say NO. It's not a hard word to say. In fact, its shorter than yes. EMPOWER YOURSELF. SAY NO.

I hope this was beneficial to my fellow teens. Stay safe and smart. Peace out.

Peace, Love, Stupid Squirrels,

Anusha Ali