GAWKing and/or DROOLing ... GREWOOLing (I guess)

It's pronounced GROO-OOL, not GREW-EL. What is grewl? Why does it matter? It doesn't. Getting back to the topic, gawking and drooling are the most DISGUSTING, utterly FOOLISH things you could do - regardless of the reason (which I am sure are below par). The reasons may fall under these categories.

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1.) You see your crush or maybe just a hot guy/gal walking down the hallway. Now, you can take one of two approaches. The CLASSY: Make eye contact, smile, maybe wink, and if you've met them before, say hi. The FOOLISH: Gawk and drool. That's just nasty and he or she will probably think you're some weird alien who wants to eat them. Or a rabies-infested person. Whatever.

2.) You see [insert famous person's name here]. It's amazing. It's inspiring. It's .... GAWKKKK....(or DROOOOL). Yeah. CUT IT OUT. In case you didn't get the hint when security was called to politely tell you to "back off", stop the googly eyes and wipe up that nasty line of spit hanging from your chomper. It ain't attractive and definitely wont get you a signed autograph. It'll get you transported to the county jail for disturbance of public peace.

Ho Mi Gosh it's JOHNNY DEPP

3.) Maybe it's just a permanent expression etched on your face. In that case, I am extremely sorry and did not mean to disrespect your or humiliate you in any way, shape, or form (I think God took care of that for me - KIDDING! ...or am I?)

So I guess what I am trying to say is WIPE THAT STUPID EXPRESSION OFF YOUR FACE before someone (most likely me) wipes it off for you PERMANENTLY (along with your face). Please and thank you!

Peace, Love, Wiggling Walruses,

Anusha Ali

YAY!

P.S Gawking and drooling are only acceptable in this situation: watching the mid-night premier of Harry Potter and the Deathy Hallows Part 1 while dressed up as a character from the series (or just as a student in one of the houses - preferably GRYFFINDOR!) I will probably be grewooling. Don't hate; participate!