Curiosity Can Kill More Than A Cat.

I think the reason I turned out okay (for those of you who say otherwise, it would be wise to kindly shut up, thank you) is because I did all the stupid stuff as a child.

1. If you've ever wondered what it would be like to staple your finger, read this before you decide to do it: it will >>insert profanity<< hurt. No, the staple will not go all the way through your finger, but it will puncture pretty deeply if you slam the stapler down hard enough. All in all, it'll feel like a splinter. Or a piece of shrapnel.

1b. If you happen to step on a staple, the smart thing to do would be to pull it out, not twist it around until it breaks that second layer of skin and draws blood.

2. You know that trick where you swing the bowling ball and it doesn't hit you when it swings back your way? The same cannot be said for a person on a swing set. They can change their momentum and kick you in the face.

3. It is not okay to inflate juice boxes and stomp on them so that they explode. Especially when the straw is still in it. I didn't poke my own eye out, but I came very close to poking a rooster's eye out. Maybe that's why he became hostile towards me later on.

4. Don't backhand the rice cooker. Even if the steam it's creating reminds you of Cruella DeVille and how she went around smoking that cigarette. It's cooking rice, not dalmatian puppies.
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